"Don’t Know Shit About a Mortgage, But I Know House"

You might not know your interest rate. But you know the drop.

The "Don't Know Shit About a Mortgage, But I Know House" Tee is for the culture. The ones who can't afford a house but can absolutely afford the vibe. Heavyweight, relaxed fit, zero regrets.

• Heavyweight cotton — premium, structured feel
• Relaxed oversized fit — effortlessly clean
• Bold typographic print — conversation starter guaranteed
• Sizes S – 2XL, White

The housing market is cooked. At least your fit isn't.